Open Source Self-Hosted No Subscription 15 Pieces of Flair

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server metrics.

Ned is the server monitoring tool for indie developers who'd rather be coding than configuring Datadog. Self-hosted, open source, and it won't make you fill out a TPS report.

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bash
# Once your Ned server is running, add any server in seconds
$ curl -fsSL https://getneddy.com/install.sh | bash
# That's it. No YAML. No Docker. No 47-page setup guide.
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The Minimum Viable Monitoring

We could've added 37 integrations and a Kubernetes operator. But then we'd have to come in on Saturday. And yeah... we're not gonna do that.

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The Metrics That Matter

CPU, memory, disk, services, and security. If your server's on fire, you'll know. If it's fine, you won't get 47 Slack notifications about it.

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Alerts Without the Noise

Email, Slack, Discord, webhooks. Set thresholds that make sense. Get notified when things break, not when they're doing exactly what they should.

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Your Servers, Your Data

Self-hosted means your metrics stay on your infrastructure. No SaaS pricing tiers. No "contact sales for enterprise." Just deploy and go.

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Lightweight Agent, Zero Bloat

No daemons hogging resources. No packages to install. No runtimes to manage. Just a bash script and a cron job. Your servers stay clean.

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Dashboard That Doesn't Suck

A clean web UI that shows you what's happening. No training required. No "powerful query language" to learn. Just look at the screen.

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Laravel + SQLite

Powered by boring, reliable tech. One PHP app. One database file. Back it up by copying a file. Restore it the same way. Revolutionary.

About the Name

Never-Ending Daemon

You know Milton? The guy in the basement with the red stapler? Ned is his brother. Same energy, but instead of watching his stapler, he watches your servers. Quietly. Reliably. And he'll definitely let you know if something's wrong.

Ready to Stop Overpaying for Metrics?

Ned is free, open source, and MIT licensed. Deploy it in 5 minutes. Monitor unlimited servers. Never see a pricing page again.

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